[Chapter 403 Such an allusion!]
I can’t wait to take off my pants so you can compare!
“Chu Yang waited eagerly, looking at this face, looking at that face, with the kind of slutty expression that immediately burst into laughter after being recognized, he looked at San Ding expectantly. ) person, but saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes. M
Chu Yuzuo’s face finally collapsed a little bit, and finally he couldn’t bear it, and said very depressingly: “Don’t you think that , This thing really looks like what’s in our crotch… what’s that?
”
Chu Yuzuo is a little crazy. Never once has he told a joke to such a degree that he is depressed!
These three people are too humorless…
Chu Yuzuo’s depression is not unreasonable, because he directly explained the whole thing. It’s all screwed up. He really doesn’t know, what he said is not unexpected, but a sentence he said really misled people: we have it too!
It’s this sentence that is bad!
You say there is… …The problem is that people don’t have what you said… It’s true that they don’t exist! Even if you say they do, can people make it out of nothing?
So Chu Yuzuo can’t help but get mad. The last sentence is very Depressed roared out.
As soon as he said these words, the three of them who understood already understood, and even those who didn’t understood immediately understood. In an instant, one of the people who had been choked with internal injuries immediately covered his stomach haha He laughed
wildly.
It could be regarded as a laugh, but it killed me… As for the other two, they were looking at Chu Yang angrily.
Seeing
that posture, they were going to pounce on him and beat him!
Someone finally understood, and just as he was about to laugh wildly, he was greeted by two Binghan annoyed glances, the kind of meaning in these glances… enough to slap himself, and cut a thousand cuts!
Chu Yuzuo only felt a chill down his back, and just as he was about to laugh out, he slammed it back into his stomach.
He smiled embarrassingly, touched his nose, scratched his head, and said, “Why isn’t it funny?”
“It’s funny!” Tie Butian gritted his teeth and tried his best to keep himself from having an attack, but he suddenly exploded like a blowout.
Angrily
said: “It’s funny how you look! So vulgar, so obscene, so… You are still talking about it, and you are still proud… You are so shameless… You, you, you are so shameless!”
Chu Yang,
I really want to beat him up!
“Uh…” Chu Yang was stunned.
I really don’t know why this joke, which should be unimpeded among men, is completely counterproductive at this moment?
This is so surprising!
Could it be that a person who becomes an emperor is different from an ordinary man?
Not even the least bit of a joke?
“Don’t tell your story?” Tie Butian said angrily.
Can’t wait to change the subject, this joke is really embarrassing.
Tie Butian’s face was already flushed red.
Saying this ding in front of me) is just abominable!
hateful!
Extreme asshole!
“I… I don’t dare to say it.” Chu Yang lowered his head and said weakly.
As soon as Xindao said that, he had already reacted so violently. If he finished the allusions, wouldn’t he be cut into pieces by a thousand swords?
“Come on, it’s fine.” The male shadow encouraged, gloating in his eyes.
“Speak.” Tie Butian’s face was cold, but he could also see the suppressed smile in his eyes.
It’s really embarrassing to laugh… This bastard!
“Well, here’s the thing. Legend has it that there was once a man who was good-looking and rich, but he didn’t find a daughter-in-law. He lived until he was over eighty years old, and he died in depression before he found a wife. …dead.” Chu Yang said while stealing a glance at the faces of several people.
Seeing that there was nothing wrong, he said confidently and boldly: “So, after his reincarnation, he was still very handsome, handsome, and rich, but he lived to be eighty years old, and he still didn’t find a wife… He died again…”
Speaking of which, the three of them were stunned.
This… what kind of allusion?
“What does this have to do with this mountain?” Tie Butian raised his eyebrows and couldn’t help asking.
Such a ridiculous story, I really don’t know what the purpose is…
“Don’t worry, you’ll know after listening to it.” Chu Yang comforted: “Just like this, he reincarnated constantly, nine times, and reached his last life! Before he died, he knew that he was a bachelor in the ninth generation! This ninth-generation virgin finally erupted like a volcanic blowout…”
Chu Yang said with a sad expression on his face, “So before he died, he made a big wish and said: There are men in this world, and there are women, and there are women. There is a harmony between male, yin and yang, and all things flourish! This is the principle of yin and yang of heaven and earth. However, I have talent, but I am a bachelor in the ninth generation; there is nothing more than this to make fun of heaven! Where is justice? “…”
Chu Yang said this in a cadence, and his voice stopped. The other three couldn’t help being sucked in by this story, thinking that God had misjudged the marriage line, causing a talented and handsome young man to fight for nine consecutive generations. It’s really sighing to be a bachelor. Except for the four words of injustice, there is really nothing to say…
Especially when Tie Butian thought of himself, he couldn’t help but sigh, and he thought to himself, do I have to go to God in the wrong place in my life? Married? We should not meet, but we meet again, we should be together, but because of various reasons, I will be alone for a lifetime… What is the difference between me and the man in the story.
I couldn’t help sighing and asked Said: “Then… what kind of wish did he make?
In the next life, the three wives and four concubines are like clouds of beauties?
“Xindao, according to the thinking of ordinary men, should be this… After the ninth bachelor’s career, it is understandable to have such a desire.
” No.
”
Chu Yang smiled strangely, and continued to tell: “He looked up to the sky and shouted, saying: Yin and Yang can’t be reconciled, what is the use of this heaven?
How about reincarnation again?
Everyone in the world is in harmony, and yin and yang complement each other. Heaven alone treats me so unfairly, which is unbearable or unbearable!
Although I can’t coordinate yin and yang in this life, even if I die, I will still live every day!
”
Ah” Tie Butian sounded, and he was speechless! I just felt that my heart would stop beating with shame at this moment. In an instant, I was extremely regretful: I really have nothing to do, let this guy tell some allusions here, now Okay, so embarrassing…
Chu Yang laughed and shrugged his shoulders happily as he spoke, “After he finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, then spread his legs wide, lay down on his back and died! An incredible mutation suddenly occurred!”
Tie Butian wanted to ask: What mutation?
But after thinking about it, I couldn’t help but ask.
It is expected that this guy can’t say anything good. As the saying goes, a dog can’t spit out ivory…
“A mutation, his body turned into a mountain, his arms turned into a canyon, and his blood turned into a river. , his hair turned into flowers and trees… Then a big mountain rose up! But the thing under his crotch, at the request of him before his death, stood straight on the highest point of this big mountain. Straight to the sky! It’s like trying to make this sky… what, a big hole!” The
other three had already heard the sound like ducks stunned by the thunderstorm, dumbfounded, and said in a cold sweat…
This allusion is true It’s…it’s like…it’s really nothing to say.
“So, there is this Pure Yang Peak in front of us!” Chu Yuzuo finally brought this story to a close.
Smash it, smash its mouth, look at the round big rock in front of him with admiration, and say, “So, this mountain has another name, which everyone is more familiar with and very formal…”
“Don’t say it. Stop! Don’t go on!” Tie Butian shouted!
His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was about to burst.
Thinking of how I felt the same way just now, and at the same time I was secretly sad and self-pity… All kinds of feelings, and the result was such an ‘allusion’!
He couldn’t help but feel ashamed. If it wasn’t for the magical jade pendant to cover it up, he would be really stunned now: looking at Chu Yang, he couldn’t help but get so angry that he couldn’t help but get angry!
Staring at Chu Yang stubbornly, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word, “Chu, Yu, seat! You are really… profound…!
” His face had long since turned into a flower, and his laughing body was trembling and speechless, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, and even his laughter trembled: “Wow ha ha ha… hehe…”
Tie Butian has a black line.
This joke is told to a man…it’s really nothing.
But the problem is… the problem is…
Chu Yuzuo is a complete tragedy!
While he was leaning back and forth and laughing convulsively like a cramp, he was violently held down by Tie Butian and another shadow.
Unprepared, Chu Yuzuo was in the midst of complacency, how could he dodge and be captured with a neat move.
And then there’s the fistfight!
Bang bang bang, puff puff…
Poor Yuzu Chu didn’t know where this unwarranted disaster came from, and after being beaten several times, he still didn’t have time to stop laughing… After a long while, he suddenly became furious: “This is this What’s wrong
? What’s wrong with this?”…”
Two dings) The woman stifled her head and started ruthlessly, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Chu Yuzu kept shouting…
After a while, the two women were tired from fighting, and then Finally, panting, he stopped and let go of him. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was furious with soreness all over his body: “Why beat someone?
!
Is there still a king’s law?
!
”
“Lian is the king of law!”
“Tie Butian snorted, rubbed his wrist, which was a little painful, and said proudly. Still lingering anger…
As soon as these words came out, the two shadows couldn’t help laughing! The emperor is here, what are you talking about? Fa?
Others say this, it is pretending to be coercive, and I don’t know how high the sky is. But the emperor said that he is Wang Fa… Who can refute?
Chu Yang’s eyes are straight, and under the eyes of the three of them, he will be hard to beat.
Hand, defeated, and said in frustration: “I admit to being beaten… but you have to give me a reason…”
Because of the recent outbreak, I haven’t slept at all since last night, taking advantage of the smooth thinking, prepare to explode and explode Sending you a happy Sunday! I hope you don’t let me down with your monthly pass, please. Ask for a monthly pass!
