[Chapter 321 You are the Chief Elder of Yunmen]
Yang Yiyu saw the old man holding the monkey wine with an obsessed look, which was a bit like a pervert who met a seductive woman. He couldn’t help but get goose bumps.
However, from this point, it can be seen that this old man is a person who is obsessed with fine wine. Of course, the fine wine he is obsessed with is not ordinary wine.
Monkey wine is one of them, and it should be the top one in the old man’s wine value.
Anyway, it is better than the bamboo leaves brewed by the old man himself.
“Ha~”
Under Yang Yiyu’s gaze, the old man drank a mouthful of monkey wine, then closed his eyes, with an intoxicated look on his face.
Yang Yiyu wanted to drink it.
After a while, the old man smacked his lips and said to himself: “It’s top quality~”
Only then did he turn his head to look at Yang Yiyu, with a smile on his face, no longer with a look of “you owe me a million”, he smiled and said: “Well, kid, I forgive you, this monkey wine is good.”
Yang Yiyu muttered in his heart: “What do you mean by forgive me, old man? It’s not that I’m sorry for you.”
Although he muttered in his heart, he still had to implement his plan and said to the old man: “Old senior, I have given you the monkey wine, can you return Diao’er to me?”
“How is it possible? Your Diao’er stole three jars of wine, even if you compensate me, you can only compensate me with a small bottle. This small bottle of monkey wine can only make me forgive your disrespect to me, unless you compensate me with three jars of monkey wine.” The old man drank another sip happily while speaking.
Yang Yiyu almost cursed in anger, but thinking about the old man’s strength, he held back and spoke to him kindly to avoid angering him.
“Old senior, look at this and see if it makes sense. You said that if I can get the monkey wine, you will return Diao’er to me? And you also know that monkey wine is hard to come by. It’s good to have such a bottle. Your bamboo leaf wine can’t be compared with monkey wine, right?” Yang Yiyu reasoned with the old man.
“Haha, did I say that?” The old man started to act crazy and stupid, and then said, “Unless you bring another bottle, I promise to return Diao’er to you, hehe~”
Yang Yiyu didn’t get angry this time, but laughed. To find out what he wants is to find his weakness, and it will be easy to deal with it at that time.
Looking at the old man, Yang Yiyu suddenly grinned and said, “Old senior, to be honest, I still have at least 20 kilograms of monkey wine at home…”
“What? 20 kilograms?” Yang Yiyu was interrupted by the old man before he finished speaking, and asked excitedly.
Yang Yiyun began to be happy in his heart, thinking: “The old man has taken the bait~”
But his face was serious and he said: “No lies, how about you come with me to my house and I will give it to you?”
“Okay, okay~” The old man was so happy that he was drooling.
“Hehe, let’s make a deal first, I will give you monkey wine and you return the mink to me?” Yang Yiyun began to dig a hole for the old man step by step.
“Here, here, here, I just saw that this mink is smart, you want me to give you monkey wine, and I will return the mink to you.” As he spoke, he stuffed the mink into Yang Yiyun’s arms.
Yang Yiyun was stunned while holding the mink and said: “Old senior, aren’t you afraid that I will run away with the mink and deny it now?”
“Hehe, kid, try to run? And I tell you, if you can’t take out 20 kilograms of monkey wine, I won’t let you go!” A strong self-confidence emanated from the old man, a kind of confidence that everything is under control.
Yang Yiyun knew that this was backed by strong strength, so the old man was not afraid of running away.
However, if Yang Yiyu picked up Diao’er and ran away now, he really didn’t have the confidence under the old man’s nose.
With a twitch of his mouth, Yang Yiyu smiled and said, “How can I do that? I’m just joking with you. Let’s go, senior, I’ll take you to my home.”
In Yang Yiyu’s perception, although the old man’s words were a bit rogue, he didn’t feel like a bad person, otherwise he wouldn’t dare to take the old man home and carry out the second step of the plan.
“I don’t think you can escape from the palm of my hand~” He said proudly, and took another sip of monkey wine, with a satisfied look on his face, saying to himself that it was a good thing.
Yang Yiyu held Diao’er and signaled Qiao Fu in the dark to go home. He called the monkey Doudou squatting on the tree and took the old man home.
As he walked, he asked tentatively: “
What’s your name, senior?” Perhaps because he was in a good mood after drinking monkey wine, the old man was not impatient with Yang Yiyu’s question, but instead said in a thoughtful manner: “Yes, what’s my name?”
As soon as this sentence came out, Yang Yiyu’s face suddenly became dark. Is he really an old confused madman? He doesn’t even know his own name.
Yang Yiyu didn’t urge him. He walked and secretly looked at the old man. He saw that he looked like he was thinking hard, and he kept repeating to himself: “What’s my name…”
After a long time, the old man suddenly yelled and burst out with a swear word: “I can’t remember my name, kid, give me a name, so that I can save myself from the trouble of not being able to remember it.”
“Uh~” Yang Yiyu sweated, and immediately felt that this old man was fun. Isn’t it just giving him a name? This is too simple, and being able to name such a great master will also be a good thing when it is spread out in the future.
He blurted out, “Senior, you live in the mountains, and you like to drink. You are old and white-haired, and you look like an immortal. How about I call you the Wine Immortal?”
Yang Yiyun wanted to dig a hole for this old man, so he had to flatter him. Although it was against his will to say such words when he saw that he was covered in dirt and slovenly, but… it was necessary. Otherwise, how could he continue to deceive him?
“Wine Immortal? Hehe, this is a good name. I know how to name things. Not bad. From now on, I will be called the Wine Immortal.” The old man, or rather, the Wine Immortal, was happy.
Yang Yiyun breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the old man was happy, it would be easy. Only then could they continue the conversation.
Then Yang Yiyu asked, “Senior Jiuxian, what sect do you belong to?”
“Sect? Why does it sound familiar? Let me think about it, think about it~” The Jiuxian old man fell into deep thought again.
Yang Yiyu understood a little bit. This old man either had Alzheimer’s disease or amnesia, but he was an ancient martial artist, and the chance of getting Alzheimer’s disease was very small. It should be the latter, and it looked like amnesia.
After a while, Yang Yiyu felt something was wrong. He saw that the old man had pulled a handful of white hair unconsciously from his hand, and his face was full of pain. Obviously, he couldn’t remember which sect he belonged to or he was in some kind of doubt.
“Ah~ I can’t remember~”
The Jiuxian old man suddenly let out a long roar and slapped a large tree with a diameter of more than half a meter.
“Boom~”
“Crack~”
The large tree with a diameter of more than half a meter broke with a sound.
Yang Yiyun was stunned, afraid that he would go crazy, and hurriedly went up to him and said: “Senior, if you can’t remember, don’t think about it. Come on, let’s drink~”
“No, I will definitely remember it. Please help me think about it. What sect do I belong to~” At this moment, the old man grabbed Yang Yiyun’s collar, his eyes full of bloodshot and asked Yang Yiyun to help him think.
Yang Yiyun felt extremely bitter. What the hell do I think of your memory?
Being grabbed by the collar by the old man, feeling the powerful breath emanating from the old man, Yang Yiyun’s heart was beating wildly.
At this time, the voice of Master Yun Tianxie sounded in his mind, saying: “Stinky boy, hurry up and say a sect to appease his emotions first. This person is going to be possessed. Maybe he has been possessed before, and now he can’t remember who he is. This is the reason.”
Yang Yiyun was shocked when he heard his master’s words. He knew about being possessed. It was a state of complete loss of reason. If he was not careful, he would kill himself. He didn’t want to die.
A flash of inspiration came to his mind and he said quickly: “Senior Jiuxian, you are from Yunmen, the chief elder of Yunmen, and you are from Yunmen!”
After this sentence came out, the old Jiuxian was stunned and said: “Yunmen? I am the chief elder of Yunmen? I am from Yunmen?” He said to himself.
“Yes, yes, you are the chief elder of Yunmen, and you are from Yunmen~” Yang Yiyu answered quickly. “
Oh, I see, I am the chief elder of Yunmen, and you are from Yunmen…” Slowly, the bloodshot in the eyes of the old Jiuxian gradually dissipated, and his hand loosened Yang Yiyu’s collar.
Yang Yiyu’s clothes on the back were soaked with cold sweat, and he secretly said: “It’s a close call. It seems that this old man can’t talk to him casually. It turns out that he is not amnesiac, but a person who has gone astray in his practice!”
Then Yang Yiyu didn’t dare to ask him any questions, but just kept talking about wine, because Yang Yiyu found that only when he talked about wine with the old man, he would be more normal.
Unknowingly, it took an hour to return to the villa from the depths of Lishan.
At this time, all the people from Yunmen in the villa were present. When they saw Yang Yiyu coming back, they all came out to greet him, but at the same time, they also saw the wine fairy following behind Yang Yiyu.
However, in everyone’s eyes, the wine fairy was just a beggar.
Liu Xiqi spoke quickly, looking at Yang Yiyu pointing at the old wine fairy and said, “Yunzi, you made us wait for so long, just to pick up a beggar?”
When Liu Xiqi finished speaking, Yang Yiyu thought to himself that it was bad, and before he could react, the next moment, Liu Xiqi had already flown backwards and fell to the ground, screaming.
(End of this chapter)
